tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-324060522011-11-29T11:45:23.145Zpiadas naif de mau gosto acrescentado, introspecções baratas, dramalhões de faca e alguidar, apitadelas e figuras de ursozito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.comBlogger3351100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-45162383178227769652011-06-26T22:57:00.003+01:002011-06-26T23:01:12.819+01:00<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe width="500" height="314" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OSSjYFPTRAQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-4516238317822776965?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-68422236550694789692011-02-21T16:40:00.000Z2011-02-28T16:44:09.421Z<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6FGDc18JFJg/TWvQGjIlPgI/AAAAAAAAAx4/xdIvcASeOjE/s1600/tamotsu-yato-from-the-book-otoko-photo-studies-of-the-young-japanese-male-1972.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/TGlvWV8jyMI/AAAAAAAAAxA/7oZHa0CwvRA/s400/boneca%2Bbarbie%2Bfashionistas%2Bken%2Bmattel%2Bref%2Bt4893__586448_1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5506054449076095170" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-456390736129243582?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-72367913563666473412010-07-15T12:08:00.002+01:002010-07-15T12:18:06.150+01:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rpRiSb_Ir-s&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rpRiSb_Ir-s&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s1PRe_DWWJo&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s1PRe_DWWJo&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-7236791356366647341?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-74373616852510810812010-07-06T00:01:00.004+01:002010-07-06T17:11:38.717+01:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF9900;"><b><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"quando um estranho recolhe esse sol,</span></b></span></div></b></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF9900;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> cães animam-se ao receber</span></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF9900;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> calor outonal. menos inverno garante ouro"</span></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF9900;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF9900;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:16px;"><b><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#999999;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Há um ano atrás propuseste-me isto.</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#999999;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Não me arrependo de ter aceite!</span></span></span></div></b></span></span></b></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-7437361685251081081?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-88841733276073012402010-06-04T21:46:00.011+01:002010-06-04T22:05:38.820+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/TAlmbqOChaI/AAAAAAAAAwo/Ova1g6GhwGQ/s1600/alice_in_wonderland_red_queen_sexy_pose.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="text-align: justify;color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Vou regressar ao </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC00;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Portugal</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> qual emigra transportando na sua mala de fibra (porque a de cartão não aguentaria): </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">paški sir, </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">zigljen sir,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> zimska salama,</span> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">pečena svinjska,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> paprenjak, </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">usecerena kora narance,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> uljna kupka </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">e ušećerena kora naranči</span>...</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">mas antes vou dar um salto a </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Budimpešta</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> para um momento de aculturação balcânica, </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">com o sr. que se segue!</span></span></span></h3><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></span></div></span><br /><br /><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gViaOYgV8yI&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gViaOYgV8yI&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-2672370398638753516?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-29320949236522018192010-05-23T14:07:00.002+01:002010-05-23T14:09:52.632+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/S_ko2qtk9JI/AAAAAAAAAwI/kf-_FGNapJg/s1600/PICT0012.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/S_ko2qtk9JI/AAAAAAAAAwI/kf-_FGNapJg/s400/PICT0012.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5474451741689050258" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-2932094923652201819?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-51724894947907246772010-05-22T12:05:00.002+01:002010-05-22T21:11:47.666+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/S_frd-55sTI/AAAAAAAAAwA/JkljGjwmFGU/s1600/PICT0006.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/S_frd-55sTI/AAAAAAAAAwA/JkljGjwmFGU/s400/PICT0006.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5474102772426715442" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-5172489494790724677?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-75415925558213767212010-05-20T12:55:00.002+01:002010-05-20T12:59:04.526+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/S_Uj2V3N4oI/AAAAAAAAAvg/IyFcF-I02pk/s1600/2749094227_b45a53c1e6.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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PA</span></b></a><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"> é que a legalização da interrupção voluntária de gravidez deveria ter sido aprovada há muitos anos atrás...</span></b></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:x-large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">Agora só resta enviar o corpo do senhor em vários contentores para o Djibuti. Ouvi dizer que estão a aceitar entregas grátis de fertilizante!</span></b></span></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-985310312943446978?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-51148760869238427952010-04-08T22:38:00.006+01:002010-04-08T22:55:01.195+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">Querido blog, </span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC00;">Hoje sonhei que vivia num país, num passado distante, em que as pessoas teimavam em achar que, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:16px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC00;">cada vez que meia dúzia discordava,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:16px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC00;"> a vida de cada um devia ser sempre decidida por todos, em referendos e isso...</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"> </span></span></b></span></span></b></span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:16px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:16px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;">Quando acordei dei-me conta que não era um sonho. Ainda estava em Portugal, e tinha adormecido com a tv ligada.</span></span></b></span></span></b></span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:16px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:16px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;">Virei a cabeça na almofada e pensei no gosto que me daria dar um beijinho repenicado nas faces rosadas da Isilda Pegado e do D. José Policarpo antes de despachar os seus corpinhos constitucionais em vários contentores morais para o Djibuti. </span></span></b></span></span></b></span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Sorri!</span></span></b></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-5114876086923842795?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-48817810519282481412010-04-08T17:45:00.014+01:002010-04-08T22:50:59.649+01:00<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="408" height="342" data="http://files.genero.tv/core/flash/public/flowplayer.commercial-3.1.3.swf?0.2343473406508565" 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hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-5308748877314475702010-03-19T18:00:00.000Z2010-03-19T18:01:10.392Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/S6O7us1dd3I/AAAAAAAAAvI/b1d_jJUJuIM/s1600-h/PICT0014c%C3%B3pia%5B1%5D.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 224px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 168px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5450406385032198002" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/S6O7us1dd3I/AAAAAAAAAvI/b1d_jJUJuIM/s400/PICT0014c%C3%B3pia%5B1%5D.JPG" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-530874887731447570?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-21116897311186129582010-03-15T00:38:00.001Z2010-03-15T00:41:15.745Z<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GVXH-UpKPSM&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GVXH-UpKPSM&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-2111689731118612958?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-87492485649903169072010-03-04T11:51:00.005Z2010-03-04T11:57:03.031Z<p align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#6600cc;"><strong>Se conseguir sair do saco plástico onde se encontra quer que passem a chamá-lo de McGyver!</strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-8749248564990316907?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-64444895727457567822010-03-04T00:33:00.001Z2010-03-04T11:43:22.758Z<p align="center"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NMZfsUbHFX8&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NMZfsUbHFX8&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-6444489572745756782?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-39785618672192202082010-02-27T11:38:00.004Z2010-02-27T12:01:12.990Z<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><b>Estes anúncios já rolam por aí e apesar de todo o folclore que se tem gerado ultimamente no que respeita a relações gay, </b><a href="http://www.omdesign.pt/"><b>estes sr.s</b></a><b> conseguiram veicular a informação pretendida na medida certa e sem merdas!</b></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><b> </b></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><b>Gosto!</b></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ww-puXKiRlk&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ww-puXKiRlk&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zFCWaJUB2o8&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zFCWaJUB2o8&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-3978561867219220208?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-5246390519072117922010-02-26T18:20:00.001Z2010-02-27T01:26:18.344Z<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF99FF;">zito wants his Gary Cooper here and now...<br />mas não quer ficar tão pisado quanto a Patricia Neal, em modo histérica tresloucada, a atirar-se ao chão a cada 2 passos...<br />quer dizer...<br />se não fizer muito dói-dói...</span></span></b><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div><b></b><div><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o4R6rMdELtM&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o4R6rMdELtM&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-524639051907211792?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-14400226448516944492010-02-26T16:17:00.002Z2010-02-27T01:27:35.414Z<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">João Pestana, </span></span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">João Pestana,</span></span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Faz dormir </span></span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">O menino </span></span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Na cama! </span></span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Já lá vem o João Pestana</span></span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Pé ante pé </span></span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Voz que não engana </span></span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Vem de longe já muito cansado </span></span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Pobre João, coitado </span></span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Faz ó, ó, menino também </span></span></span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;msg&quot;}" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Faz ó, ó, que o soninho já vem.</span></span></span></h3></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-1440022644851694449?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-53918254717282719262010-02-25T22:50:00.005Z2010-02-25T23:13:22.800Z<div style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h8Yd8w9HzzU&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h8Yd8w9HzzU&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></b></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Saudades de chegar a casa, tomar banho e ir num chaço até ao morro e passados 5 minutos ficar todo grudento como resultado de uma mistura bem catita de calor, funk manhoso, Brahma e outras coisas mais que não me lembro muito bem...</span></span></b></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-5391825471728271926?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-39672549403661726492010-02-17T14:01:00.000Z2010-02-18T14:03:00.378Z<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qMHl_ck3u5E&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qMHl_ck3u5E&amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-3967254940366172649?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-42843166867554352682010-02-16T14:46:00.003Z2010-02-16T14:53:25.206Z<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4qqYl4H-GGQ&hl=pt_PT&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4qqYl4H-GGQ&hl=pt_PT&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QP_rIAkb_v8&hl=pt_PT&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QP_rIAkb_v8&hl=pt_PT&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-4284316686755435268?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-5309051906220871142010-02-03T02:03:00.001Z2010-02-04T18:14:35.065Z<p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KLeC9RvrKrU&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KLeC9RvrKrU&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-530905190622087114?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-61306192999255289322010-01-26T00:44:00.002Z2010-01-26T00:48:00.240Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/S147LANkMMI/AAAAAAAAAvA/CTLJztzrHlg/s1600-h/CONVIT~2.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 284px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430843260876894402" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/S147LANkMMI/AAAAAAAAAvA/CTLJztzrHlg/s400/CONVIT~2.JPG" /></a> <strong><span style="font-size:180%;">MAIS INFO </span></strong><a href="http://www.teatromariamatos.pt/catalogo/detalhes_produto.php?id=181"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#3366ff;">AQUI</span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"> E </span></strong><a href="http://www.joysorrowatonce.blogspot.com/"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6600;">AQUI</span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">.</span></strong><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-6130619299925528932?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-44804268908045680822010-01-16T01:25:00.004Z2010-01-16T01:33:49.993Z<div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#ff99ff;"><a href="http://sereioreturns.blogspot.com/2010/01/aboa-pasaro-e-leba-isto-ao-meu-namurado.html"><span style="color:#ff99ff;">aboa pásaro, e leba isto áo meu namurado</span></a><a href="http://sereioreturns.blogspot.com/2010/01/aboa-pasaro-e-leba-isto-ao-meu-namurado.html"> </span></strong></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-4480426890804568082?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-59612387021825887372010-01-08T00:53:00.002Z2010-01-08T00:58:22.628Z<p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2c4L4CPfQY8&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2c4L4CPfQY8&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-5961238702182588737?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-63678948868035943662009-12-31T00:26:00.001Z2009-12-31T00:48:19.427Z<p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vKLlEOO33ko&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vKLlEOO33ko&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ff99ff;"><strong>Parabéns J.</strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-6367894886803594366?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-23136570776809577302009-12-17T16:19:00.000Z2009-12-17T16:20:12.740Z<p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7kT1wNkE5_8&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7kT1wNkE5_8&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-2313657077680957730?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-69192975672198989892009-12-17T16:13:00.003Z2009-12-17T16:19:22.669Z<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/SypY7QO3JVI/AAAAAAAAAu4/-AzqDZKzUxM/s1600-h/CARTAZ~1.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 270px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416239276859270482" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/SypY7QO3JVI/AAAAAAAAAu4/-AzqDZKzUxM/s400/CARTAZ~1.JPG" /></a> <strong><span style="font-size:180%;">MAIS INFO <a href="http://www.myspace.com/cinemanoparaiso"><span style="color:#cc0000;">AQUI</span></a>!</span></strong> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-6919297567219898989?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-2912400285795173432009-12-07T20:54:00.001Z2009-12-07T20:56:20.751Z<p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lr0xJBsVbZY&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lr0xJBsVbZY&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-291240028579517343?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-64243765076277036962009-12-02T20:41:00.000Z2009-12-02T20:42:18.501Z<p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qLl44pj7a70&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en_US&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qLl44pj7a70&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-6424376507627703696?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-38551305788955266252009-11-27T14:43:00.005Z2009-11-27T15:01:57.808Z<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/Sw_lxthCCOI/AAAAAAAAAus/os0n0-H9LWs/s1600/paraisohabitweb.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 268px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408794319689746658" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/Sw_lxthCCOI/AAAAAAAAAus/os0n0-H9LWs/s400/paraisohabitweb.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.myspace.com/cinemanoparaiso"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><strong>Aqui!</strong></span></a> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;"><strong><span style="color:#ff9900;">Com estes </span><a href="http://www.myspace.com/lorenzfactor"><span style="color:#ff9900;">Sr.s</span></a><span style="color:#ff9900;">!</span></strong></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-3855130578895526625?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-87879677947290355422009-11-24T18:10:00.000Z2009-11-25T16:12:57.076Z<p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/785dEW_5JD4&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/785dEW_5JD4&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-8787967794729035542?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-26355843326676811522009-11-20T11:58:00.000Z2009-11-20T11:58:00.475Z<div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#ff6600;">Adoro estrumar-me com ela no sofá, partilhando o belo momento em que os irmãos Guedes apresentam um programinha fofinho de animaizinhos sem qualquer jeitinho (nem o programa, nem os manos)...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-2635584332667681152?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-70322321361768186962009-11-19T19:50:00.004Z2009-11-19T20:22:43.501Z<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#006600;"><strong>A possibilidade de a ver deambular pela casa de máscara apimentou a nossa relação.</strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;color:#006600;">As if we needed it...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-7032232136176818696?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-14353167073214065292009-11-19T19:07:00.001Z2009-11-22T00:03:16.759Z<p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iNdBSH_Tv2k&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iNdBSH_Tv2k&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-1435316707321406529?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-22854249246645516072009-11-17T17:56:00.001Z2009-11-17T17:58:21.298Z<p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/M7rbzA-2nqk&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/M7rbzA-2nqk&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-2285424924664551607?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-45931321801823284822009-11-16T16:51:00.000Z2009-11-17T17:56:35.519Z<div align="justify"><em>(fr. tache mongolique; ing. mogolian spot, mongolian macula)<br />Mancha cutânea cor de ardósia localizada na região sacrococcígea.<br />Histologicamente, trata-se de um nevo azul; muito frequente nos recém-nascidos asiáticos, é rara em caucasianos.</em></div><em></em><div align="justify"><br />É uma lesão da pele chamada de mácula de cor azul - acinzentada, com tonalidade variável e com margens irregulares, frequente em recém-nascidos. </div><div align="justify"><br />A cor das manchas deve-se por norma à localização dérmica de melanócitos que detiveram a sua migração da crista neural para a epiderme.</div><div align="justify"><br />Localiza-se por norma na região sacrococcígea, podendo também aparecer com menos frequência nas coxas e ombros.</div><div align="justify"><br />Apenas 10% dos recém-nascidos caucasianos apresenta a mancha mongólica, mas aparece em cerca de 80% dos recém-nascidos de raça negra e leste asiático.</div><div align="justify"><br />Num estudo feito numa maternidade portuguesa revela que cerca de 22% de recém-nascidos apresentavam esta mancha.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />Existem já alguns estudos científicos que dizem que a mancha está relacionada com antepassados de origem asiática ou índios americanos.</div><div align="justify"><br />Não está, de todo, relacionado com traumatismos de parto e não há qualquer tratamento a fazer. A mancha mongólica tende a desaparecer na primeira infância, podendo demorar mais algum tempo quando são mais que uma e não são nem nas nádegas, nem nas costas.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><br />Na crença popular de muitas culturas orientais diz-se que a mancha aparecia porque a alma não queria encarnar nesse bebé e por isso espíritos superiores davam-lhe um pontapé ficando assim a marca. </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-4593132180182328482?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-25039791680916900952009-11-12T22:25:00.000Z2009-11-12T22:27:49.682Z<p align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kWAwrMFtSvM&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kWAwrMFtSvM&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-2503979168091690095?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-21871187822906009382009-10-03T21:42:00.004+01:002009-10-05T22:02:48.626+01:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#ffcc00;"><strong>Júlia</strong> (<em>lat. cheia de juventude</em>)</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcc00;"><strong>12 horas de trabalho de parto</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcc00;"><strong>1 cesariana</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcc00;"><strong>21:58h</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcc00;"><strong>2,800Kg</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcc00;"><strong>47 cm</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-2187118782290600938?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-86205295652578966312009-10-02T12:01:00.008+01:002009-10-02T22:39:46.183+01:00<p align="center"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/noTiq-FYKDw&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/noTiq-FYKDw&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><p align="justify"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#999999;"><strong>E ainda bem...</strong></span></p><p align="justify"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#999999;"><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;"><span style="color:#999999;">Querida </span></span><span style="color:#ffcc00;">Júlia</span>, dedico este post à viagem que hoje começa!</strong></span></p><p align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#999999;">Porquê este trecho do filme? Poderás perguntar-te. Pois bem, dos 02:40 aos 02:55 tem uma das cenas que considero mais bonitas.</span></strong></p><p align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#999999;">Tal como o <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buster_keaton">Sr. do filme</a>, de quem te hei-de falar um dia, hás-de ser lutadora, e conseguirás tudo o que desejas, com dissabores, obstáculos e outras merdas a que terás direito (tipo adolescência e isso...), que é para te saber melhor. Ah! E tal como sugere o teu nome serás sempre jovem e gira. Hás-de deixá-l@s a babar...</span></strong></p><p align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#999999;">E pronto! Como na verdade não vais ler nada disto, vou comprar jornais e outras coisas mais, para fazer a tua prenda dos 18.</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-8620529565257896631?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-18842269359797997512009-09-30T12:03:00.001+01:002009-09-30T12:05:05.435+01:00<p align="center"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-aGTNS13SDU&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-aGTNS13SDU&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-1884226935979799751?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-64244501740970741822009-09-16T20:31:00.002+01:002009-09-16T20:37:26.156+01:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff6600;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Hoje vou a Casa de Bernarda Alba. </span></span></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#ff6600;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Vocês também podem <a href="http://www.teatromeridional.net/">ir</a> até 27 de Setembro</span> .<br /></div></span></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-6424450174097074182?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-90446762806145575412009-09-08T18:04:00.008+01:002009-09-08T18:18:37.443+01:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#336666;"><strong>A todos quantos já me telefonaram: </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#336666;"><strong>Obrigado!</strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#336666;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#336666;"><strong></strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#336666;"><br /><strong>Para que fique claro de uma vez por todas:</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#336666;"><strong>Não, não tenho Gripe A! </strong></span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#336666;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#336666;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#336666;"><br /><strong>É pena! Aposto que ia receber muitas prendas!</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#336666;"><strong>(por correio, claro!)</strong></span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#336666;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#336666;">Não tenho sorte nenhuma, nem vou poder provar o Tamiflu, nem me safo do controlo orçamental!</span></strong></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#336666;">It's not fair!</span></strong> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-9044676280614557541?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-89590872299007358112009-09-08T17:50:00.004+01:002009-09-08T18:00:54.074+01:00<a href="http://www.maquinagradavel.blogspot.com/"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379140825768430786" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 284px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/SqaMFMS6jMI/AAAAAAAAAtw/N9k4Pya9eMc/s400/Postal%2BFesta%2BAgrad%25C3%25A1vel%2B-%2Bweb.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-8959087229900735811?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-45835288372121492492009-09-04T16:46:00.002+01:002009-09-08T17:59:58.947+01:00<a 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src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d49sCyh68vY&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6600;">MAIS INFO <span style="color:#006600;"><a href="http://www.motelx.org/">AQUI</a></span>!</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-9217035187459529190?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-69051958366818863462009-08-27T13:46:00.001+01:002009-08-27T13:48:22.223+01:00<p align="center"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1_2Y71obyxk&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1_2Y71obyxk&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-6905195836681886346?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-16546662459118347872009-07-31T15:25:00.005+01:002009-07-31T15:43:44.097+01:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB...</span></strong></div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#3333ff;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#66ff99;">E</span><span style="font-size:78%;color:#cc6600;">s</span><span style="font-size:85%;color:#ffffff;">t</span><span style="font-size:100%;color:#9999ff;">o</span></span><span style="color:#c0c0c0;">u</span><span style="color:#33cc00;"> <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:78%;color:#ff9966;">d</span><span style="color:#cc9933;">e</span></span></span> <span style="color:#ffcc00;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ffcccc;">M</span><span style="font-size:180%;color:#3366ff;">i</span>n</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#ff99ff;">i</span><span style="font-size:78%;">-</span><span style="color:#993399;">F</span><span style="font-size:100%;">é</span><span style="color:#33cc00;">R</span><span style="font-size:130%;">i</span><span style="color:#ff9900;">a</span><span style="color:#3366ff;">S</span></span></span> </span></span></strong><a href="http://www.sanahotels.com/gca/index.php?id=477"><strong><span 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toda essa tosse e espectoração quase escarrada na nossa quase nuca, não tem de se preocupar com túneis...</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;color:#009900;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;color:#009900;">Digo eu, não sei...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-2155335249076642183?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-77860216139194203592009-07-24T11:20:00.001+01:002009-07-24T11:23:39.410+01:00<p align="center"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iJPFSNu_QNs&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed 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height="344"></embed></object></p><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#6600cc;">Para LadyMirror, com Amor e Saudades Muitas...</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-3096444462985565065?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-80295988714479272472009-07-21T10:52:00.002+01:002009-07-21T10:53:45.822+01:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">QUERO UNS SUSPENSÓRIOS BRANCOS! </span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffffff;">JÁ!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-8029598871447927247?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-43552321669227034512009-07-21T10:46:00.000+01:002009-07-21T11:27:01.744+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/SmWSTW4gr4I/AAAAAAAAAtg/54BxNomVNDI/s1600-h/sessao_press_mail09.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360851792712216450" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 321px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/SmWSTW4gr4I/AAAAAAAAAtg/54BxNomVNDI/s400/sessao_press_mail09.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#ffcc00;">MAIS INFO </span><a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.motelx.org"><span style="color:#cc6600;">AQUI</span></a><span style="color:#ffcc00;">.</span></span></strong> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-4355232166922703451?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-832041297171377452009-07-16T01:35:00.003+01:002009-07-16T01:40:56.701+01:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/Sl52Dpq-2SI/AAAAAAAAAtU/o6_sN5b2Jng/s1600-h/narutomangatf3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358850411715287330" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 310px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/Sl52Dpq-2SI/AAAAAAAAAtU/o6_sN5b2Jng/s400/narutomangatf3.jpg" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-83204129717137745?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-76329296752958470702009-07-14T10:22:00.000+01:002009-07-16T01:33:28.577+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/Sl5zUb7gKwI/AAAAAAAAAtM/oUak17fPmMw/s1600-h/sb_capucho_3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358847401549376258" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/Sl5zUb7gKwI/AAAAAAAAAtM/oUak17fPmMw/s400/sb_capucho_3.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Toda a verdade </span><a href="http://www.soniabaptista.com/espectaculos.php?id=5#1"><span style="font-size:180%;">aqui</span></a><span style="font-size:180%;">.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-7632929675295847070?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-10521089002794034812009-07-08T15:21:00.005+01:002009-07-08T15:36:21.488+01:00<p align="center"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GjoBKEJj2eI&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GjoBKEJj2eI&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#999999;"><strong>Obrigado Leonor.</strong></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-1052108900279403481?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito 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hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-36934721962679536902009-06-30T18:49:00.001+01:002009-06-30T18:51:02.531+01:00<p align="center"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8rK6TJyGAHw&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8rK6TJyGAHw&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-3693472196267953690?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-49995170989751078282009-06-30T12:39:00.002+01:002009-07-07T13:19:30.981+01:00<p align="center"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yrruETirzg8&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yrruETirzg8&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-4999517098975107828?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-62763637141844929202009-06-29T22:31:00.001+01:002009-07-07T13:19:53.277+01:00<p align="center"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SI6KTW0Z-4Y&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SI6KTW0Z-4Y&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-6276363714184492920?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-57548993663969337392009-06-26T11:29:00.011+01:002009-06-26T12:10:44.082+01:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/SkSsmEWcyoI/AAAAAAAAAtE/FrXrf6DGZmA/s1600-h/p%C3%A3o+manteiga.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351592027225901698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 280px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/SkSsmEWcyoI/AAAAAAAAAtE/FrXrf6DGZmA/s400/p%C3%A3o+manteiga.jpg" border="0" /></a> <div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="color:#999999;">H<span style="font-family:courier new;">O</span>J<span style="font-family:times new roman;">e</span></span> <span style="color:#006600;">h<span style="font-family:georgia;">Á</span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"> </span><span style="color:#ff9900;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">P<span style="font-family:times new roman;">ã</span>O</span> c<span style="font-family:verdana;">o</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">M</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;">MaN</span><span style="font-family:georgia;">T<span style="font-family:courier new;">e</span>I</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">g</span>a</span> </span></strong></span><br /></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#660000;">N<span style="font-family:courier new;">O</span></span></strong> </span></span><a href="http://www.myspace.com/cinemanoparaiso"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#3333ff;">C</span></strong></a><span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://www.myspace.com/cinemanoparaiso"><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:85%;">i</span><span style="font-size:130%;">N<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">E</span></span></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">m</span><span style="font-family:times new roman;">A</span></span></strong></a></span><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;"><strong>.</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-5754899366396933739?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-77009798283557592612009-06-26T10:58:00.002+01:002009-06-26T11:04:53.905+01:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/SkScAhqJFtI/AAAAAAAAAs0/y4rTk5WBGY8/s1600-h/postal%2Bfrente%2Bestados%2Ber%C3%B3ticos.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351573790072051410" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 284px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/SkScAhqJFtI/AAAAAAAAAs0/y4rTk5WBGY8/s400/postal%2Bfrente%2Bestados%2Ber%C3%B3ticos.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#990000;">MAIS EROTISMO </span></strong><a href="http://maquinagradavel.blogspot.com/"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#990000;">AQUI</span></strong></a><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;color:#990000;">.</span></strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-7700979828355759261?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-32661175398016835082009-06-25T13:07:00.012+01:002009-06-25T14:45:37.456+01:00<div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;"><strong>ACERCA DO COMPORTAMENTO IMPRÓPRIO À MESA DO MEU AMO</strong></span></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">- Convidado algum se deve sentar em cima da mesa, nem de costas voltadas para ela, nem ao colo de outro comensal. </div><div align="justify">- Nem deve pôr as pernas em cima da mesa. </div><div align="justify">- Nem se deve sentar debaixo da mesa por qualquer tempo que seja. </div><div align="justify">- Não se deve pôr a cabeça em cima do prato para comer. </div><div align="justify">- Não se deve tirar comida do prato do vizinho, sem primeiro lhe pedir autorização. </div><div align="justify">- Não se deve colocar no prato do vizinho partes desagradáveis ou semi-mastigadas da sua própria comida, sem primeiro lhe pedir autorização. </div><div align="justify">- Não deve limpar a sua faca às vestes do vizinho. </div><div align="justify">- Nem usar a sua faca à mesa para trinchar. </div><div align="justify">- Não deve limpar à mesa as suas armas. </div><div align="justify">- Não deve retirar comida da mesa, colocando-a na bolsa ou na bota para consumo ulterior. </div><div align="justify">- Não deve dar dentadas nos frutos que se encontram na fruteira, voltando depois a colocá-los na mesma. </div><div align="justify">- Não deve cuspir na frente do meu Amo. </div><div align="justify">- Nem ao seu lado. </div><div align="justify">- Não deve dar beliscadelas ou palmadas ao vizinho. </div><div align="justify">- Não deve emitir ruídos resfolegantes ou dar cotoveladas. </div><div align="justify">- Não deve revirar os olhos ou fazer caretas assustadoras. </div><div align="justify">- Não deve meter o dedo no nariz ou no ouvido durante a conversação. </div><div align="justify">- Não deve fazer maquetas, nem acender fogos, nem treinar-se na arte da pantomina em cima da mesa (a menos que o meu Amo o solicite). </div><div align="justify">- Não deve soltar os seus pássaros em cima da mesa. </div><div align="justify">- Nem o mesmo fazer com cobras ou escaravelhos. </div><div align="justify">- Não deve tanger alaúde ou qualquer outro instrumento que possa importunar o vizinho (a menos que o meu Amo o solicite). </div><div align="justify">- Não deve cantar, nem fazer discursos, nem proferir impropérios, e ainda menos lançar adivinhas lascivas quando a seu lado se encontrar uma dama. </div><div align="justify">- Não deve conspirar à mesa (a menos que seja com o meu Amo). </div><div align="justify">- Não deve fazer propostas obscenas aos pajens do meu Amo, nem retoiçar com os corpos deles.</div><div align="justify">- Nem deve pegar fogo ao vizinho enquanto se encontra à mesa. </div><div align="justify">- Não deve agredir um serviçal (a menos que seja em defesa própria). </div><div align="justify">- E se sentir vontade de vomitar, que abandone a mesa. </div><div align="justify">- Tal como se tiver de urinar.</div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"></div><br /><br /><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;"><strong>DE COMO ATRIBUIR AO ASSASSINO O CORRECTO LUGAR À MESA</strong></span></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify">Se está planeado um assassínio durante o repasto, então o mais conveniente é sentar o assassino ao lado daquele que irá constituir a matéria dos seus talentos (embora a escolha entre o lado direito ou o esquerdo dependa forçosamente do método utilizado pelo assassino), na medida em que confinando o decurso do evento a uma área reduzida, causar-se-á um menor transtorno à conversação. [...]</div><div align="justify">Depois de os criados procederem à remoção do cadáver (e de eventuais manchas de sangue) é prática corrente que o assassino também se retire da mesa, uma vez que a sua presença pode, por vezes, perturbar as digestões dos convivas que agora se encontram sentados ao seu lado, e com este objectivo um bom hospedeiro terá sempre um convidado de reserva esperando lá fora e pronto a ocupar o seu lugar à mesa no momento oportuno.</div><div align="justify"></div><br /><div align="right"><span style="font-size:85%;">Leonardo da Vinci, <em>Notas de Cozinha</em> (séc. XV)</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-3266117539801683508?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-6372155090781459732009-06-24T20:14:00.001+01:002009-06-24T20:17:16.585+01:00<p align="center"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dbRUv8gFDOQ&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dbRUv8gFDOQ&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-637215509078145973?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-76457668914384778892009-06-07T19:09:00.007+01:002009-06-25T12:57:57.009+01:00morcela com abacaxi<br />azeitonas (cordobesa e pretas)<br />queijos e presunto<br />setas salteadas com coentros<br />bife de vitela em bolo do caco<br />dose de batatas assadas no forno<br />massa com molho de tomate ricotta e espinafres<br />pizza (para a criança)<br />gelado de morango<br />crocante de maçã com geleia de framboesa<br />água e refrigerantes<br />café e abatanado<br /><br />Praça Café. Complexo de Talvai. Famalicão.<br />Dotes culinários de Cláudia Ribeiro. É de provar e chorar por mais.<br />Esplanada fantástica. Espaço "jardim de ervas aromáticas" bem catita. Pequeno quiosque/livraria.<br />Preços confortáveis. Por tudo o listado pagámos cerca de €25.<br />Prevêm-se, para breve, concertos, lançamentos de livros, workshops e o que mais surgir de interessante.<br />Ideal para almoço domingueiro, tipo o nosso ou festa de aniversário do Chef Ró...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-7645766891438477889?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-78923372569605817052009-06-04T12:26:00.000+01:002009-06-04T12:27:35.184+01:00<p align="center"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3-r9jm5g3WU&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3-r9jm5g3WU&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-7892337256960581705?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-43240875949409458872009-05-30T01:42:00.006+01:002009-05-30T02:09:19.627+01:00<div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">I once fell in love with you </span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#999999;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#000000;">Just because the sky turned </span><span style="color:#999999;">from gray</span> </span></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="color:#999999;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#000099;">Into blue</span> </span></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">It was a good friday</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000000;">[...]</span></strong></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#000000;">Good Friday, </span><a href="http://www.myspace.com/cocorosie"><span style="color:#000000;">CocoRosie</span></a></em></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-4324087594940945887?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-55101969210660435682009-05-29T17:59:00.005+01:002009-05-29T18:05:41.101+01:00<div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ccff;">Querido Blog, </span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ccff;">Hoje dei por mim a sonhar acordado com um mundo perfeito. </span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ccff;">Sabes uma coisa? </span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ccff;">Nesse paraíso, nesse planeta idílico, não existiam marimbas!</span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ccff;">E era tão bom...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-5510196921066043568?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-51656614558471357822009-05-27T13:44:00.002+01:002009-05-27T13:45:52.022+01:00<div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#6600cc;">Quem quiser espancar o autor deste blog que se chegue à frente e aproveite hoje, que a oferta é limitada ao stock existente.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-5165661455847135782?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-18556224324252180432009-05-21T18:05:00.003+01:002009-05-21T18:09:58.680+01:00<div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff9900;">Peguei, trinquei e só penso em meter-te na cesta, passear contigo, amar e ser feliz...</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-1855622432425218043?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-57078726084417809082009-05-19T21:23:00.002+01:002009-05-19T21:30:54.779+01:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/ShMWxf7rerI/AAAAAAAAAsk/0mfQ9S4Y5rQ/s1600-h/preguica2.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337635023005383346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 322px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/ShMWxf7rerI/AAAAAAAAAsk/0mfQ9S4Y5rQ/s400/preguica2.gif" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-5707872608441780908?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-28957084917377381242009-05-18T11:14:00.003+01:002009-05-18T11:33:58.344+01:00<div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#336666;">E se de manhã um estranho não lhe oferece flores mas lhe assaltou o carro isso é...</span> </span></strong></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#336666;">...uma GRANDE MERDA!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-2895708491737738124?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-54717288962118647652009-05-17T23:33:00.003+01:002009-05-17T23:36:47.003+01:00<div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>A minha Marida pintou-me as unhas!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-5471728896211864765?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-10174000587887325742009-05-17T12:48:00.014+01:002009-05-17T13:20:47.852+01:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#3333ff;"></span></strong></div><div align="left"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#3333ff;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#3333ff;">é</span> <span style="color:#990000;">u</span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc00;">m</span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#ffffff;">A</span> <span style="color:#006600;">m</span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">E</span><span style="font-size:85%;color:#cc9933;">N</span><span style="color:#99ffff;">i</span><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff99ff;">n</span><span style="color:#ffffff;">A</span><span style="color:#00cccc;">.</span></span></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-1017400058788732574?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-45955925283441874302009-05-16T16:08:00.015+01:002009-05-17T11:12:39.612+01:00<div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;">Estava eu a dormir tão bem... aproveitando que hoje podia dormir até às 13h aproveitando a minha manhã de folga para curar uma mini-ressaca... Eis que se não quando o meu descanso é violentamente estropiado por mega-banda sonora, proveniente de um sistema de colunas ranhoso e ronfenho que a Minha-Mais-Que-Tudo-CML decidiu colocar por baixo da varanda do 5º esq., do n.º 46, da R. da Conceição. Da musiquinha laroca e algo familiar apenas me bastou decifrar "Ave, Ave...".<br /><br /></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;">1º pensamento: Quésta merda?!</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;">2º pensamento: Ah! A comemoração dos anos do Cristo!</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;">3º pensamento: Puta que pariu o Cristo Rei e quem tem estas ideias de merda!Porque tenho eu de levar com isto, se ainda por cima o gajo está do outro lado?</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;">4º pensamento: Esquece tentar dormir! Liga a tv e vai vegetar para o sofá!<br /><br /><br /></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;">Obviamente que não havendo condições sequer para vegetar estrumado no sofá surgiu então a questão: <em>Não deveria a Minha-Mais-Que-Tudo-CML ter informado os moradores do prédio/rua que iriam ter de gramar com esta merda, logo de manhã cedo?</em> Averiguo com a Marida (entretanto também acordada em sobressalto e com uma ressaca maior), que confirma nada termos recebido por correio, mail ou telegrama.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br />Uma hora mais tarde, saio </span><span style="font-size:130%;">à rua de fones em riste, esta que horas antes estava deserta, encontrava-se agora apinhada de turistada religiosa, freirinhas pinguim e escuteirinhos meirim a congestionarem-me a entrada e aborrecidíssimos por eu, herege do caralho, ter de incomodá-los para ir trabalhar e contribuir para o pagamento da barcaça da Marinha que fará a travessia da santinha para a outra margem... pffffff!!!!<br /><br /></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><em>À barca, à barca, houlá!</em></div><div align="center"><em>Que temos gentil maré!</em></div><div align="center"><em>- Ora venha o caro a ré!</em></div><div align="center"><em></em></div><div align="center"><em></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em></div><div align="right"><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="justify"></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#990000;"><strong><br /><br />QUERO VIVER NUM ESTADO LAICO </strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#990000;"><strong>A SÉRIO!!!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-4595592528344187430?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-76188262424208859692009-05-14T21:48:00.007+01:002009-05-16T19:00:34.693+01:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/SgyDp-apsyI/AAAAAAAAAsE/GE_FT083owI/s1600-h/coca-cola.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335784415679853346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 284px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/SgyDp-apsyI/AAAAAAAAAsE/GE_FT083owI/s400/coca-cola.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong><br /></strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">DIRECTORA DE ARTE</span><strong>. <span style="font-size:180%;">Sandra Costa</span></strong> </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">REDACTORA</span><strong>. <span style="font-size:180%;">Gina Macedo</span></strong> </span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">LOCAL DE TRABALHO</span><strong>. </strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Hornydog – Publicidade e Comunicação</span></strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc33cc;">PARABÉNS XUTAXUXUTA!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-7618826242420885969?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-48005031477730219242009-05-07T18:22:00.000+01:002009-05-07T18:23:20.591+01:00<p align="center"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZmUlKPthrag&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZmUlKPthrag&hl=pt-br&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-4800503147773021924?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-44967813440183562892009-05-07T01:10:00.004+01:002009-05-07T01:16:39.485+01:00<div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;color:#663366;">Só me apetece c</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;color:#663366;">omer ameixas verdes, mandar Tamiflu, subir aos postes e apalpar o cu às lâmpadas!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-4496781344018356289?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-6558869118464516702009-05-01T23:20:00.003+01:002009-05-02T22:37:01.319+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/Sft2JcFcV6I/AAAAAAAAAr8/CkDv8lrsbBE/s1600-h/n%C3%B3s.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/Sft2JcFcV6I/AAAAAAAAAr8/CkDv8lrsbBE/s400/n%C3%B3s.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330984488453035938" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-655886911846451670?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-9632283964018708722009-04-27T22:58:00.004+01:002009-05-01T23:04:16.579+01:00<div style="text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);font-size:180%;" >"Um povo imbecilizado e resignado, humilde e macambúzio, fatalista e sonâmbulo, burro de carga, besta de nora, aguentando pauladas, sacos de vergonhas, feixes de misérias, sem uma rebelião, um mostrar de dentes, a energia dum coice, pois que nem já com as orelhas é capaz de sacudir as moscas..."</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Guerra Junqueiro</span> (1886)</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-963228396401870872?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-36856909838700081762009-04-21T00:42:00.009+01:002009-04-21T00:55:42.476+01:00<div align="center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/Se0IitZEnqI/AAAAAAAAArs/MyK7QSbhdMg/s1600-h/prenda+looseeya.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326923326642495138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 336px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/Se0IitZEnqI/AAAAAAAAArs/MyK7QSbhdMg/s400/prenda+looseeya.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#3333ff;">Obrigado L.</span></strong> </div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#003333;"></span></strong></div><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:85%;color:#003333;">Agora só falta mesmo o jantar prometido (há quase um ano) com lassie fufedo e outras iguarias gourmet do <a href="http://www.vouatuamesa.blogspot.com/">Chef Ró</a>.</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-3685690983870008176?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-83520658544725374192009-04-19T12:15:00.001+01:002009-04-19T12:32:40.760+01:00<p align="center"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NlXJljEY8c0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NlXJljEY8c0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt-br&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><p align="center">...talvez porque tenha vontade de ir ter contigo...</p><p align="center">E sim podia ser num avião de papel!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-8352065854472537419?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-336341980071985322009-04-18T14:46:00.003+01:002009-04-18T14:51:27.420+01:00<p align="center"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wcuzT-bWay0&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wcuzT-bWay0&hl=pt-br&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><p align="center">... e a culpa é <a href="http://www.sereioreturns.blogspot.com/"><strong><span style="color:#000099;">tua</span></strong></a>!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-33634198007198532?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32406052.post-45176444693108589892009-04-16T13:08:00.007+01:002009-04-18T16:32:12.498+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/SenhQEyDFKI/AAAAAAAAArc/LBkKx6DQEPQ/s1600-h/ducks.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326035700620137634" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 187px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 140px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DgUpQL-Wf7A/SenhQEyDFKI/AAAAAAAAArc/LBkKx6DQEPQ/s400/ducks.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">A caminho de casa, a conversa é interrompida por um gajo qualquer na rádio dizendo que há alguns anos atrás havia sido noticiado que um barco cheio de patinhos de borracha se tinha afundado algures na imensidão do Atlântico. </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">O emissor acrescenta ainda que, o artigo perspectivava que até ao final de 2009 houvessem patinhos a dar à costa de vários países, incluindo Portugal. </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">Continua dizendo que desde então tem ido à praia com maior frequência, mesmo no Inverno, na esperança de encontrar um.</span></strong><br /><br /><span style="color:#000000;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Ela</span><span style="color:#ffffff;">: Oh que querido! </span></span></strong></span><span style="color:#ffffff;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Eu quero um!</span></strong><br /></span><span style="color:#000000;"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#3333ff;">Ele</span><span style="color:#ffffff;">: Sim eu também! </span></span></strong></span><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">Ressequidos é que são bons! Já não fazem barulho!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/32406052-4517644469310858989?l=euzito.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zito hioshimitohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464865828755071467noreply@blogger.com0